This lady came to me for an anomaly scan. For someone who already had 2 girls from previous pregnancy, I am pretty sure that she is eager to know the sex of the baby. Mind you, ni set from benua kap lam tu ha.
So when I am about to finish, I asked her whether she want to know the sex or not. The husband prefer to find out during birth but the wife (who actually don't understand a word of English) wanted to know it during the scan. So I told her, it is a girl.
Then you know what happen next.
She went hysterical!! She keep on saying, "Oh my god...NO NO NO...Oh my god...Haishi baba...NO NO NO". Aku pun tak tau lah menatang apa 'haishi baba' tu. Aku cakap la, sabaq na puan..yang penting baby tu ok. The husband pun try pujuk (which is interesting sebab selalunya puak-puak jantan set-set ni la yang selalu meroyan). Husband ok, bininya pulak tak ok. She went on and on and it was so loud that Mak Naga from next door pun dengar and she came to interrupt and wonder what's going on. So I told lah mak naga what the issue was and mak naga pun cobalah to calm the patient down dengan membari kata-kata semangat.
"It's all right, the most important thing the baby is normal. Boy or girl does not matter".
But the lady keep on meroyan, so mak naga pun gave her piece of mind.
"Listen, listen...boy or girl it doesn't matter. You should be happy that the baby is normal. You are a woman too. What if your mother gave up on you? You would not be here today!!".
Mak naga 1, patient 0.
This is another patient, also from benua-benua kap lam tu. She came for dating scan, but the embryo was so small that I have to do the transvaginal scan. So I explained to her the procedure and yada yada yada. I pun tanya la dia, "Mung pahang ke dok?". Dia angguk. Paham la kot?
So after she took off her pants and lied down on the examination couch, I pun ambik la menatang probe to and try to insert it through her karipap (ish sungguh detail!). But I can't really see where to put it. Maklum la dalam bilik gelap, patient pun gelap, terus la gelap masa depan. Ya hampun!
Then, I asked her to open her legs a little bit wider so that I can see 'you know what'. Korang tahu apa dia buat?? She used her both hands to spread the labia sebesar-besar alam instead, sampaikan jelas kelihatan the vaginal opening (and other pinkish stuffs!)!! Tak pasal-pasal aku blushing di situ! Lain aku suruh, lain yang dia buat. Ayoyo kadewaley!
One of my acquaintance said that I have the best job in the world because I can see lots of pussy. Ni kalau mak aku yang dengar, sure kena cili mulut tu. That fact is, that is the least interesting part of my job. Kalau boleh, I try to avoid from doing it. Unless kalau dah takdak option nak buat macam mana ye dak?
Because of this incident, tak pasal-pasal quote about "The world is your oyster" bermain-main kat kepala ni.
Apa kaitan oyster dengan semua ni?