Dari Jauh Ku Pohon Maaf...

Hi all.

It is official here in England that raya will be on 30th of August 2011. Sama la macam kat Malaysia, except we are 7 hours different je. Anyway, aku tak celebrate pun and I have to work on the top of it. But I guess, that is the bitter sweet merantau kat negara orang ye tak??

So, saya sebagai penulis blog tak bertauliah ini ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya kepada semua yang mengenali saya dan pembaca-pembaca blog tak berfaedah ini. Sekiranya saya pernah mengguris hati sapa-sapa melalui tulisan atau perbuatan saya, mintak maap banyak-banyak naaaa dari hujung split-end rambut uols sampai la hujung kaki.

Kepada mak dan abah, mintak maap banyak-banyak, mintak halal makan dan minum. Maaf kerana tak dapat beraya bersama-sama tahun ni. Semoga kita dapat beraya bersama-sama tahun depan. Saaaaayaaannnngggg mak dengan abah banyak-banyak!!

Kepada kawan-kawan, you know who you are, kalau ada salah dan silap atau terlebih kurang, kosong-kosong na. Quoted from my dearest friend, Ford: "Walaupun ucapan aidilfitri ini kelihatan sama pada setiap tahun, namun keikhlasannya tak pernah hilang...".

Here are some of the photos collection from raya tahun-tahun yang lepas:

Well, ni actually not a hari raya celebration pun. Sapa tah kawin kat Temerloh bley??

Dalam kebun getah kau!

With bestest buddy, Ford.

With my bestest friends. Kamilah Spice Girls (with 3 orang yang tak berapa gegurl)!! *matilahhhh~

Bersama buah hatikiewwww yang tembam dan kuat makan... *kipas siling roboh~

Tak faham apa fungsi bebola tu sebenornye...

Sewaktu zaman masih anak dara...eiiiiiiiii!!!!! *sila muntah darah~

Open house kat rumah Encik Muhi.

Ok lah guys. Raya elok-elok. Jangan main mercun. Jangan drive macam iblis. Ingatlah orang yang tersayang. Kalau makan kuih raya tu, ingat-ingat la orang kat London yang dok makan cupcakes, croissant, scones dan menatang-menatang lain. Sedih ok!!

Cherio and take care.

*mode mendengar lagu Dari Jauh Ku Pohon Maaf versi Kak Pah~

I Dont Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass!

Actually, I just want to re-blog from Shandye's blog about the girl who got her feet (foot?) stuck in the escalator akibat memakai kasut Crocs. Kalau nak baca, boleh la gi blog jejaka ayu ni dengan klik kat SINI, SINI dan SINI!!!! *hye Shandye!!~



Anyway, benda ni pun sebenarnya dah lama dah. Tapi tak tahu la kenapa public tak aware pasal bahaya pakai kasut Crocs ni. In fact, kalau kat Isetan KLCC tu, siap ada papan tanda bagi amaran lagi kat escalator dia.

Satu lagi yang aku tak faham, since when pulak it is acceptable to wear crocs buat pakai keluar berjalan-jalan?? Kasut tu sangat BURUK ok!!! Aku peduli apa selesa ke tak. Kalau pakai kat rumah tu lain la cerita. Ni tak, sampai ke Pavilion pun ada yang pakai Crocs. Sangat fashion disaster ok. Bukan aku nak hina and kasut Crocs tu pun bukannya murah ye. Ada setengah tu agak mahal sampai melampau-lampau, walaupun kasut tu buruk dengan warna muntah hijau. It is beyond everything EVER!

Lepas tu, the rubber material tu actually menyebabkan kaki kau bertambah busuk dan berkulat. If you think yang kasut tu bagus untk berjalan sebab dia in a way memanjakan kaki korang tu, you are totally the wrong!! The best footwear untuk dipakai berjalan adalah sneakers.

Tu belum masuk part berapa ramai orang kaki tersepit kat escalator tu. My advice is kalau dah selesa sangat, pakai kat rumah or guna masa drive kereta sudah. Jangan sampai nanti jari kaki dah hilang seketul, baru la terhegeh-hegeh nak saman Crocs kan???

"If you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, don't get out of bed!" - Tim Gunn

Another interesting article pasal kasut crocs ni, boleh la baca kat SINI.

Bangun Sahur

Di satu pagi yang hening, sayup-sayup kedengaran suara makcik Liza Hanim mengejut anak dara yang sedang terbongkang tido.

Makcik Liza Hanim: Itaaaaaaa!!! Bangun nak oi. Dah dekat waktu imsak ni.

Ita: Ermmmmm...Ita mengantuk la ibu.

Makcik Liza Hanim: Ita, tak elok macam tu. Nanti perut kosong, dah takde tenaga nak puasa.

Selepas beberapa minit...

Ita: Eh ibu buat ho ho horlicks eh??

Makcik Liza Hanim: Ho ho ho HOTAK KAU!! BANGUN CEPAT!!!!

Gituh le ceritanyeerrr... *matilahhhhhh~

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Randomness #3

1. A guy complained on telly about how injustice bila girlpren dia yang dah beranak dua tu dijatuhkan hukuman penjara 5 bulan sebab looted one of the shop in Manchester during the series of riots yang melanda seluruh England last week. He said, who's going to look after for the kids and bla bla bla. Hmmmmm, my opinion la kan, she herself pun tak pikir panjang masa dia merampok dan sesuka hati ambik barang-barang from kedai yang telah dipecah masuk tu, why should I care?? Ada dia pikir pasal anak-anak dia?? Ada dia pikir what if she got caught?? Nadah!! So, padanlah muka kau!!!

2. Lagi pasal riot (ish tak habis-habis kan??). Ni pasal the Malaysian student yang kena pukul dan dirampok oleh orang yang tolong dia masa riot tu. I think the attention that been given by media and the British government seems overrated and over the top!! Sampaikan bagi layanan VIP pergi tengok badminton match, duduk kat tempat VIP, siap jumpa Lee Chong Wei (which I couldn't even care less) and the mayor and so on lah yang aku rasa sungguh tidak berfaedah. Macam melampau-lampau padahal kat London ni setiap hari ada orang kena rampok and mugged, kenapa tak offer diorang the same treatment? Quoted by the wiser Bash,"Give your credits where it's due. Victim is glorified as good Samaritan is very exasperating. Their generosity and compassion is very heart-warming, but I rather have them spend more time mending the broken society than do some ass-kissing". So true!!

3. Aku tak tau la nak kata patient aku ni bodoh ke hapa. But there are no decent word that I can describe when I saw them feeding their 1 year old toddler with junk food yang God knows berapa banyak preservatives, pewarna dan perasa tiruan yang wujud dalam tu. Sedangkan a pack of crisp already bad enough for an adult, apatah lagi pada kanak-kanak!! Back in my day, nak mintak 20 sen untuk beli makanan ringan tu macam seolah-olah macam mintak parent kita jual tanah buat belanja kawin. Dolu-dolu keropok tu lebih kepada upah as a result of a good behaviour. Sama lah macam KFC atau McD. Itu 2-3 bulan sekali baru dapat merasa. Tak koser la mak bapak aku nak feed aku dengan benda-benda tak berkhasiat ni. Sebab tu lah mak genius nyeh (matilah self proclaimed)!! Kita suruh diorang ajar anak makan solid food and I don't think that junk food even in the menu. No wonder la most of the kids kat sini bengong-bengong belaka!!!

4. Yesterday I stumbled to this youtube of this cool, young and talented singer, Najwa Latiff. I think she is cute. Her voice is cute. I think her song, Cinta Mukabuku is catchy and cute too. There is something about her voice and her genre that made my ears moved well with her song. Probably people will compare her with Yuna. Identiti sama sangat. Both pakai tudung, pandai main gitar, boleh cipta lagu and tulis lirik, and both membawa genre yang almost sama. Tapi, I am not huge fan of Yuna. Bukannya dia tak talented, cuma my ears doesn't move right bila dengar lagu dia (except lagu Penakut). Tambah-tambah lagu Dan Sebenarnya tu sangat tak boleh dengar. Jangan marah naaaa Shandye hehehehe.

5. I love Hana Tajima. Bukan sebab aku ni tiba-tiba teringin nak pakai hijab nyah hey. But, I think her effort telah menyebabkan fashion berhijab makin berkembang sampaikan ada yang pakai hijab sebab nak nampak cantik macam Hana Tajima, bukan kerana suruhan Allah, which sounds to me a little bit off track. Lepas tu, tak kurang jugak yang jadi fashion victim sebab over accessories their hijab dengan segala menatang reben, bunga teratai dan jugak kumbang-kumbang dan rama-rama atas kepala. What's next? Gantung beruang panda?? Seriously, have you ever heard that less is more. I think, the simplest the better. Tapi tak la sesimple sampai nampak jambul. Besides, the purpose of hijab adalah for the women to be modest and stay modest. Tapi bila dah dipadankan dengan benda-benda pelik tu, tu belum masuk part yang pakai legging, pastu skirt pendek di luar, bukankah matlamat untuk stay modest tu telah dicabul?? I think what Hana Tajima aims to do is absolutely brilliant, cuma yang ikut tu je terlebih sudu dari kuah. Just because Hana Tajima used table cloth as a hijab and she looks good, it doesn't mean you do too!

6. 15 days of Ramadhan and I have lost 2.5kg. Yay to me!!

7. 15 days of Ramadhan and now I confused bila tarikh sebenar for hari raya. Since this year raya kat London, aku ingat nak beraya kat high commission kat Belgrave square sana. Thing is I need to book the annual leave in advance and at the moment I have no idea which date it's going to be. Is it on 3oth or is it on 31st??

8. NAK KAD RAYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Riot Aftermath

Dah 2 hari after the riot, everything seems to calm down except few part kat belah midlands like Birmingham and up north. Most of the place dah calm down. Hopefully it will stay the way it is.

Agak kesian dah sedih melihat gambar-gambar kat dalam berita and internet. Ada orang tu bina business dia for years and it takes one second to turn into ashes. Ada tu dah 5 generation dok berniaga, sekelip mata je semua musnah. Ada yang hilang tempat tinggal. Ada yang meninggal. Setakat ini 4 orang. One got shot in his car, the other 3 got ran over by vehicle when they are trying to protect their properties.

Mana yang kena tangkap tu pun dah kena hukuman setimpal. Masih banyak lagi yang bebas. Tunggu masa dicekup. So, enjoy your life while you can la. I hope you will get the harshest punishment termasuk dirogol oleh banduan-banduan gersang dalam penjara!! Itu je obatnya!

My friend bragged to me, "Sekarang kau nampak bukan why kerajaan Malaysia tak bagi buat perhimpunan Bersih kan??". WTF!! It is obviously two different case. Kalau riot for a good cause apa salahnya?? Kat sini, almost hari-hari ada orang protes or riot dalam skala kecil. Ada yang bantah perang la, ada yang jadi environment heroes la, ada yang takde kerja pi duduk depan Marie Stopes dan menghalau mana-mana pompuan yang datang nak buat abortion.

Tapi riot yang berlaku last few days to adalah semata-semata untuk buat kacau dan looting. Takde bersabit dengan Mark Duggan tu pun. Tu hanya alasan sampingan. It was more like copycat criminal. Bila orang Tottenham merampok kedai-kedai kat situ, orang belah-belah Croydon dan Ealing pun nak ikut. Padahal depa bukan kenal pun Mark Duggan. I don't think they even watched the news. Maklum la masing-masing bangang kan??

Riot tu tak salah. Yang salah tu manusia. Homo sapiens!! Manusia yang mencetuskan huru-hara ni semua and off course la it is unpredictable sebab manusia ni ada 3 jenis. Satu yang baik. Satu yang jahat. Satu lagi adalah yang paling bahaya iaitu bermuka-muka. Takdak pendirian dan ikut majoriti.

Kawan aku lagi sorang punya statement lagi best. Bikin panas telinga je. Dia kata, "Well, whoever “berkiblatkan” British in many aspects … nahhhhh ambik kau. Their civilization way earlier than Malaysian, yet acting like apes too".

Well, sapa yang berkiblatkan British ni kalau bukan korang, korang dan korang kat Malaysia. Kalau tak, buat apa kerajaan habiskan berjuta-juta lemon hantar you guys belajar kat sini?? There must be ada something good la kot kan?? And kau jangan lupa yang Malaysia tu dulu pun tanah jajahan British. Kau feeling-feeling Malaysia ni boleh established dia punya education system, economy, dan sistem-sistem yang lain kalau takde influence from British atau mengguna pakai sistem tinggalan British. Even system demokrasi yang kita guna sekarang tu pun dicopy dari western world yang korang berkiblatkan tu kan?? So how could you justify your statement hanya berdasarkan riot tu je??

Lepas tu, ada pulak dasar pandang ke timur (i.e Jepun). Turn out, depa pun tak perfect mana sebab negara tu punya banyak jugak hutang dia. Then, kita selalu kagum dengan the way they handle their country, tapi bila jadi gempa bumi and tsunami months ago, tiba-tiba ramai pulak yang mengkritik Jepun. Padahal yang kritik tu pulak, dulu bukan main puji lagi kan??

So sekarang sapa sebenarnya yang teruk??

For me, kau nak kiblatkan Nigeria ke, Somalia ke, Trinidad and Tobago ke, negara lahabau mana celah tu suka hati kau. Setiap benda kat dunia ni ada la bahagian baik dan ada la bahagian buruk dia. Every civilisation dari zaman Firaun, Cleopatra, Shih Huang Ti, Aurengzab dan lain-lain lagi, off course la ada flaw masing-masing. Kalau takde, for sure la Bangladesh dan Pakistan tu tak berpisah dari India. At the same time, dengan adanya civilisation-civilisation ni jugak la yang membantu dan memberi inspirasi untuk civilisation yang lain dan juga menjadi pencetus kepada reformasi. Kau ingat negara Malaysia akan ada kalau datuk nenek moyang kia dulu tak buat rally menentang Malayan Union?? Kau rasa Malaysia tu akan merdeka ke kalau takdak orang-orang buat rally menentang penjajah?? Takde ok!! So pendek kata, kita ikut yang elok tu sudah. Yang buruk tu kita jadikan sempadan. Tak gitu Leha??

Aku pun tidak la mengagung-agungkan sangat pun British ni. Sebab tu la aku kuat meroyan. But as I mentioned dalam entry-entry yang terdahulu, aku ada impian. Impian aku adalah nak ke UK. Tak kisah la datang melancong ke, belajar ke atau kerja. Jangan tanya kenapa. Yang pasti, since aku masuk sekolah, aku dah set dalam kepala otak aku yang aku nak gi oversea, specifically UK.

There are lots of BAD people in every corner of this world. Even kat Malaysia pun ramai jugak yang berperangai beruk kan???

The Riots and The Idiots!

1. Ok. I am so depress at the moment with the current situation in all over London, including my neighbourhood.

2. There was a riot around my area in West Ealing and Ealing Broadway last night. They broke in the shops, smashed the window glasses, looted all the stuffs like plasma TV, camera, handphone and even kid's clothes!! They set lots of car and shop on fire. I never thought this will happened in Ealing. Even those who lived here for years never experience such thing. What a shame!!

3. This riots started in Tottenham in North London last Friday. It's all sparked due to the one of the local (suspected criminal) has been shot dead by the Met. Police. So, this people (victim's friends and family) went for a protest in front of the police station.

4. A small protest became bigger and those opportunist-stupid-bastard-thugs has took this opportunity to create tension, burn down the car, set the shops on fire and loot all the valuable stuffs from the shops.

5. Most of them were young teens from 11 to 19 years old whom I believe came from a low life family with 13 siblings from different mothers and fathers. If it something wrong with the cubs, that must be something wrong with the bitch and the bastard right??

6. It started from North London and it spreads all over Greater London. They did this riots with no cause. They just doing it because they thought it was fun and everyone is doing it and they know for a fact that the police can't do anything to them!

7. The police can't do anything because their hands are tied with this humanitarian rules or human right whatever. They can't even shoot a tear gas or use water canon because this so-called against human right. Human right my arse!!! Those thugs don't even have humanity in themselves. In fact, they didn't behave like a human at all. They are all ANIMAL!!! Those people deserved to be shot DEAD!!

8. It breaks my heart to see all the shops this morning. It is like walking through a war zone. My line manager urged all of us to go home as soon as we finished with our patients. There were a rumours said that it might happen again tonight.

9. I hope this will end soon. I can't really sleep last night because of the sound of helicopters and the thought that someone might break in our house. I hope this will end soon and I hope those stupid maggots will die!!

10. And YES...I'm still depress!!

PS: May God save us all...

Kurma Nusyuz Taiyyob

Kalau kat Malaysia, time-time puasa macam ni, sure iklan kurma Yusuf Taiyyob tu tak berhenti-henti keluar. Stress betul aku dengan suara perempuan gersang tu. Rasa macam nak sumbat je bijik kurma tu dalam mulut perempuan tu. Macam iklan tuala wanita je..

"Jika datang bulan dan darah haid tidak berhenti keluar, gunakan tuala wanita..."

Yusuf Taiyyob

"Merupakan keluaran anak tempatan yang sesuai diguna pakai oleh pelbagai lapisan masyarakat termasuk makcik-makcik yang bakal menopause..."

Yusuf Taiyyob

"Diperkaya dengan ramuan bunga cengkih dan jintan manis yang berkesan untuk menghilang bau kepam dan menjadikan bahagian sulit anda harum seperti kuih raya.."

Yusuf Taiyyob

"Dapatkan segera dipasaran!!"

Yusuf Taiyyob

Tetiba keluar muka Yuna, "Kamu pun cubalahhhhhhhh!!!" *matilahhhhhhhhh~

Ampunnnnnnn peminat Yuna.

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Diserang Laki Orang

Kannnn?? Apekah? Kalau Lukman kena serang dengan bini orang, aku pulak kena serang dengan laki orang. Gituhhhh!!

Kisahnya few days ago, aku adalah buat NT (nuchal translucency) risk assessment untuk sorang minah omputih ni. NT risk merupakan screening test untuk Down's sydrome. Ye lah, akaq kan ada sijil pengesahan untuk buat test ni. Unlike sesetengah doktor mahupun pakar di sinun, haram ada qualification tetap la confident buat kannnnn??? *matilahhh lari topik sekejap~

NT scan image

So, masa tengah buat scan tu memang aku dah perasan dah yang nuchal thickness (skin kat bahagian leher baby) tu tebal, in fact masa aku measure, it was more than 3mm. The rest of the baby nampak ok. Nasal bone pun ada.

Contoh increased NT thickness

Lepas scan, aku panggil la minah ni datang duduk sebelah aku and aku explain la every details. Aku bagitau dia yang NT tu tebal above normal which resulted the risk for the baby to have Down's syndrome adalah 1 in 64. Tu kira memang high risk la. Tapi aku explain kat dia jugak yang tak semestinya baby tu confirm ada Down's sydrome. Ia cuma risiko. Besides, terdapat sebab-sebab lain yang menjadi punca NT tu jadi tebal contohnya heart problem ataupun memang it was meant to be tebal la kot.

So, I told her that we have to wait for the blood result and I will refer her case to the screening midwife. Segala mala consultation and further assessment tu, the screening midwife herself akan explain and discuss with perempuan tu. Ok fine lah.

Tup tup the next day laki dia datang serang aku bley?? Dia kata, bini dia bagitau kat dia yang aku ni ignore bini dia, tak explain apa and busy tapping on my computer. On the top of that dia kata aku ni irresponsible dan ARROGANT!!! Puas aku ni dok fikir bila masa aku ada ignore or being arrogant to her wife??

Apalah nasib aku. Buat baik pun salah. I told jantan siamang tu lah. If you want to complaint, silalah pi complaint kat bahagian aduan tu. Tak payah nak bazir air liur kat sini sebab buang masa dan mengurangkan pahala puasa aku.

Jantan tu pulak cakap dia akan pi hospital lain for second opinion. Suka hati kau lah. Diorang pun akan buat benda yang sama jugak. Pendek kata, a complete timewaster lah. Benda free katanya. Membazir duit taxpayer jer. Jantan tu pun biasa-biasa je nok, setakat kerja-kerja kampung je.. *tetap la nak carut kannnnn??

Aku rasa dah terang-terang tulis dalam buku diorang tu yang ada dua jenis test. Satu screening test. Satu lagi diagnostic test. Screening test macam NT ni setakat bagi risk assessment je. Mana ada bagi jawapan muktamad. Hanya diagnostic test like amniocentesis atau CVS yang bagi jawapan muktamad with percentage of 99.9% kesahihan!!! So, kalau result from amniocentesis tu kata baby kau Down's syndrome, kau tak payah gi jumpa bomoh atau pawang suruh tilik sebab memang sah 99.9% yang baby tu Down's syndrome.

Hish bila la depa ni pandai??? Nasib la laki dia hensem!!! *larikkkkkkkkkk~

Randomness #2

1. Aleesha Farhana

I didn't know much about Mohd Ashraf Hafiz Abdul Aziz nor about Aleesha Farhana. I am most of the time missed the local news. I couldn't be bother to read the utusan meloya online yang kadang-kadang tu agak menyampah untuk dibaca, until one day I saw one member of my long list facebook's friend put a picture of Aleesha with condemnation. Apparently this person tried to change his name after undergo a sex-change operation and has been rejected by law to do so.

Suddenly, I heard that this has passed away due to heart problem.

Probably Allah love him so much that make Him take him back at this young age. So, my heart goes to Ashraf/Aleesha and may Allah be most merciful and most compassionate to this special person. Hopefully, with Ashraf/Aleesha short, assertive and vulnerable presence in our small world, an improved awareness and support will help parents and children growing with this problem. I hope Ashraf/Aleesha's parents could be proud of their child, for indeed the Malaysian society should learn to think and stop the blaming game. It is totally not the case of 'bukan salah ibu mengandung' or 'bukan salah ibu bapa mendidik'. Yang salah adalah yang suka menghukum dan menghina.

And I'm pity for those who had poked fun or cursed him. You had missed a chance to ask for forgiveness from him. May God bless us all. Al-Fatihah.

2. Puasa

Yes, it is official now. Hopefully, all of us dapat menjalankan ibadah puasa dengan sempurna dan mengambil kesempatan untuk beramal sebanyak mungkin.

Those who said that it is nice to fast in UK or europe due to the not-so-hot-weather, trust me, it is not that fun if you have to fast for 18 hours. Yes, 18 bloody hours. Sebabnya, it is summer where the day is longer than the night. So imagine the imsak will be at 3 in the morning and the iftar not until at 9pm. Lain la if it winter. Boleh la puasa for 5 hours je!!

So, selamat berpuasa. To those yang tak tahu, pakai contact lense tak termasuk dalam memasukkan sesuatu dalam rongga badan. Jadi ia tak membatalkan puasa sebab mata tu bukannya rongga badan nyah hey!

PS:
To those yang kenal Hajah Esah or pembaca blog tegar Hajah Esah ni, ayahanda kesayangan Hajah Esah telah kembali ke Rahmatullah petang Ahad tadi waktu Malaysia. It's sad enough to lose a friend, apatah lagi seorang ayah. The fact that it is a day before Ramadhan and the fact that yang kita ni menjadi yatim menjelang raya, I could never imagine how I will content myself if that ever happen to me.

Semoga Esah dan keluarga tabah menghadapi dugaan dari Allah ini. My heart goes for you and your family. Semoga arwah dicucuri rahmat dan ditempatkan dikalangan hamba Allah yang beriman. Al-Fatihah.